A downloadable WORK OF ART for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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Kiane is fresh out of college and has just landed the job of her dreams: secretary for billionaire tech CEO, Mr. Arimnaes. Wealthy, suave, and a carbon-based life form, Mr. Arimnaes checks all the boxes for the perfect boyfriend. Can Kiane meet his high standards and win his heart, or will she become his next victim? Wait hold on... I wasn't supposed to spoil the fact he's a serial killer where is the delete key


Pizza Game is a comedy dating sim for people of all types. With six (seven? idk I'm just an intern) different love interests, you're destined to meet your perfect match. Nice guy! Rude guy! Girl! It's all there!

Work as a secretary, take night classes, or get a job as a pizza waitress while uncovering the town's sinister secrets. With the help of her sassy thought bubble, Inner Me, there's nothing Kiane can't accomplish. Pizza Game clocks in at around 185k words, most of which are bad, and features over two dozen characters, most of which are bad. Play through 6 romance routes, including 4 GxB and 2 GxG, as well as a True Route where the edgy stuff happens!


  • It's a visual novel, so there isn't any!
  • Click to advance the dialogue!
  • Make choices that affect Kiane's relationships!
  • Unlock music room tracks and character menu announcer voices after every route!
  • Snap photos with Kiane's disposable camera to unlock easter eggs or change the course of the story!
  • Adjust the volume!
  • QTEs, personality quizzes, investigations, plus a stealth game segment(?)!
  • Intermittent voice acting! (game is NOT fully voice acted, this is a Big Marketing Ruse we use in the trailer to get you to by our videogame.)

The choices you make will affect your relationships and possibly whether or not you survive. Will you find the right combination of mouse movement and keystrokes required to win the game? Or will you get bored and play something else instead? The only way to find out is if you buy Pizza Game. There is no other method. Do not google search for a let's play.

Game Accessibility Information Accessibility Features

  • Interact using the keyboard or mouse
  • Subtitles for important sounds
  • HTML manual
  • TTS support via Ren'Py's self-voicing and text-to-clipboard features, plus descriptions of visual jokes
  • Option to disable QTEs
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Release date Sep 06, 2019
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
(14 total ratings)
GenreVisual Novel
Made withRen'Py
Tagsbad, Cartoon, Comedy, Dating Sim, Funny, Otome, Parody, Romance
Code licenseUnlicense
Average sessionA few hours
InputsKeyboard, Mouse
AccessibilityColor-blind friendly, Subtitles, Configurable controls, Interactive tutorial
LinksSteam, Homepage, Support, Twitter, Steam, Game Jolt


Buy Now$9.99 USD or more

In order to download this WORK OF ART you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $9.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:

Pizza Game 168 MB
Version 1.4.0

Download demo

Pizza Game Demo 97 MB
Version 1.4.0
(Patch) Disable Roobit Snacks 727 bytes

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